HOW THE EYE FUNCTIONS :
So it seems this site is about Eye.
And that this is going to be its (his?) bio.
Ok : everybody knows that Eye plays ocarina in
Boredoms.
But
that's not our Eye.
And you all are certainly informed that good
focus relies mainly on three things :
the overall shape of the Eyeball, the shape of the cornea, and the power
of the natural lens.
If any of these is misshapen or weak, a refractive error results.
It's important to note that refractive errors are NOT diseases, but
normal variations or conditions.
This is why most insurance companies consider refractive surgery a cosmetic
procedure and, therefore,
rarely pick up the tab.
But,
again, that's not our Eye.
So what's the Eye we're supposed to keep our
attention on?
Well,
basically Eye is Guido.
Not Yamatsuka
Not Yamataka
Not Yamantaka
Not peppermint
Not virgin coconut oil
or deutsch france,
not at all.
Eye makes deep noise : music for thundra underground
crabs . It will make your ears piss .
You'll start to hear through your peehole.
He's not a raccoon , but still everybody eats fish.
That's why he (it?) is from Argentina.
So enjoy his deep soundscapes.
He will not thank you, and nobody will ever care.
Except Yamataka.
Who, in fact, IS Eye.
That's
it.
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Very special thanks to
tisborroinfaccia
for this amazing adrenaline-charged bio.